Bacon Egg & Cheese Breakfast Sandwiches

If you haven't been keeping up, I'm pregnant. And so are (what seems like) most of my friends. It's going to be such a wild ride as our kids all grow up together. With all these babies, that means that there are a lot of new busy moms.

In church, I learned that the best gifts aren't material things, they are gifts of your time, talents, and treasures. So I try to do that when giving gifts, especially for close friends and family where it feels awkward to put a dollar amount on how I value the relationship... so the opposite of the Michael Scott approach.

While I am no gourmet chef, I enjoy cooking and would consider it one of my "talents" (on my good days haha). And it takes time, which is something that I have plenty off right now, and I know for a fact these new moms do not. And for treasures, in a metaphorical sense it is special to share the recipes that I like and make, and I try to make healthy(ish) meals that are stuffed with as many veggies and nutrients as possible - but in a more literal sense it's also nice for a family to not have to spend money on carry-out for one night because let's be honest, new parents are not spending time cooking nutritious home-made meals... it's this or take-out. Or cereal.

With these things in mind, my usual gift for new moms is some sort of heat-and-eat meal. I've done spinach rollatini, zucchini and spinach lasagna, ranch chicken-pot-pie biscuits/bread, crock-pot chicken tacos, chili, and most recently: breakfast sandwiches. Here's my confession though... the sandwiches are just for me. I'm being selfish with them because they are my favorite and I know I'm going to need some meals in the freezer before too long. My energy is already starting to wane, and having a fresh cooked meal every night is getting to be a bit much for me to tackle. Because of that, with each of the meals I've made recently for my new mommy friends, I've also made a dish for myself and have it in my own freezer. I've been spending my weekends prepping tons of food because I have such limited energy during the week. So some of these meals in my freezer might be saved until the baby comes and I really need them, but some might get busted out before then because I need to. My goal though is to try and stock my freezer with as much food as I can before the baby comes, because if I have this little motivation to cook now, I can only imagine what it'll be like once my little one makes her grand entrance!! And it will be a grand entrance... she's her mother's daughter.

Specifically, breakfast is an awkward meal for me. I'm really not a big cereal person. I don't like the taste of most healthy cereals, and anything that I like the taste of is so chock-full of sugar, that I don't want to eat it. Plus I think it's an imbalanced meal with too many carbs and too little protein. I've been drinking a lot of Shakeology shakes in the morning which are super healthy and delicious, but in my current state and while I'm breastfeeding, I'll definitely need more calories than one shake will provide. So I make these sandwiches once in a while to supplement my shakes. And I figured that if I make them one at a time and really enjoy them, why not make them en masse? I've seen posts like this on Pinterest and figured I'd try it myself. One difference on Pinterest I've seen is that they just crack individual eggs into the cups of a muffin tin. Well I took a different approach for the following reasons: 1) the size of the muffin tin is WAY smaller than the English muffin, so a huge ring around the edge of your sandwich would be egg-less. After 4 years of working at Potbelly Sandwich Works, I'm quite a stickler for sandwich perfection... every bite of the sandwich needs to taste the same. 2) I wanted more than 1 egg per sandwich... I need more protein than that. 3) I wanted to use the egg as a way to sneak in some veggies (spinach - though you could probably add in lots of different veggies!! Just sautee them first. Try zucchini, peppers, onions, mushrooms, just about anything you like in an omelet would be good). 

I feel bad for the "food" section of this blog because it doesn't always get the love it deserves. I have so many things that I make that I would love to blog about, but I'm in a hurry. I rush home, bust open the fridge, start cooking, and by the time I'm sitting down to eat, I realize that I didn't get out our big camera to take any pictures. So instead I just post a picture of my (usually half-eaten) plate to Instagram with a couple of hashtags, and think "oh well." But I'm making an exception this time. Though I don't have nice pictures of the step-by-step process, I had enough friends comment or message me to ask for the recipe that I thought I'd share... even though it won't be illustrated. So here goes!

Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Muffins

Makes: 12 sandwiches

Ingredients

12 English muffins

18 organic eggs

1 box frozen spinach (thawed, gently drained)

1 lb low sodium regular cut bacon

12 slices American Cheese

~1/2 stick of butter

Nonstick cooking spray

Salt & Pepper (~1/2 tsp each)

Steps to assemble

I'm going to walk through how to prepare each ingredient, and then the final assembly. This doesn't need to happen in any particular order, so use this as an opportunity to practice your mise en place and multi-tasking so that things come together around the same time.

English Muffins - Split English Muffins with a fork, toast lightly (if you have a big toaster oven, you can do 4 muffins at a time), and lightly butter the top and bottom of each muffin. Remember these will be re-heated so don't toast them to a nice dark color quite yet or they'll burn in the final cooking.

Bacon - The best trick to cooking bacon is to do it in the oven instead of on the stove. On the stove, it cooks unevenly because it wrinkles up, which means that the parts that touch the pan get darker and the spots in between stay soggy, and it's hard to reach every inch of the bacon to get it good and evenly crispy. Cooking it in the oven prevents that issue - it gets wrinkly still, but it heats much more evenly. But for a sandwich, the trick is that you want flat bacon so that it sits nicely on the other sandwich fillings. The easiest way to do that is to use two jelly-roll or sheet pans with edges. Place foil or a SilPat on the bottom of one jellyroll pan, lay out your bacon in a single layer, then place a slightly smaller sheet pan on top of the bacon, and put the whole thing in the oven.

What I like to do is use a sheet pan that's slightly smaller than my SilPat on the bottom - this means that all the bacon fat stays pooled on the SilPat. After several minutes of baking when a lot of the fat had been rendered off (and was starting to come up the sides of the smaller sheet pan on top), I pulled it out, and poured the bacon grease into my mason jar where I store bacon fat in my fridge to use for zillions of other delicious things. Having a pan that's just slightly smaller than the SilPat allows it to collect and be poured off really easily, and it keeps that pan (mostly) grease-free. I then flipped all the bacon, put the top sheet pan back on, put it back in the oven, and finished cooking. Be careful though because with this method your bacon goes from "crisp" to "burnt" really quickly, and because you have a sheet pan on top you can't see it - so as you're getting close, check on it frequently. And err on the side of pulling it out too soon because the bacon will cook more when you re-heat the sandwiches. Full disclosure, I totally over-cooked my bacon for this batch of sandwiches. But I'll live... lesson learned for next time! I cooked it at 375, though the temperature is less important, just check on it. Anywhere from 350 - 400 would work.

Eggs - As noted, I didn't want to use muffin tins, so instead I used ramekins. Holding these up against the English Muffins, the size was much more similar, though the egg patties still came out smaller than the muffins themselves. Thoroughly combine eggs, and stir in salt and pepper. Spray all ramekins thoroughly with nonstick cooking spray, including bottom and sides. Divide the thawed spinach into 12 (you can draw lines on the thawed spinach brick with your finger to estimate 1/12) and put 1/12 into each ramekin. Pour 1/12 of the egg mixture into each ramekin, and give it a little stir to distribute the spinach. Place ramekins on a sheet pan and place in oven (you can do this at the same time as the bacon). The eggs will puff up - it'll look like a souffle and rise way over the top of the ramekin but don't worry, they'll fall. They're done when they've set in the middle, mine took about 15 minutes give or take... Sorry I didn't time it, like I said I wasn't planning to write about this one haha! When they've set, pull them out and remove the egg patty from the ramekin. Either flip them over, or place on a cooling rack (allowing cool air to get to the bottoms will help them fall faster).

You're ready to assemble! Take your English muffin base, place one egg patty right-side-up on top, break 1 slice of bacon into thirds and put the 3 pieces on top of the eggs, put on one slice of American cheese, and the top of the muffin. Press, and wrap tightly in plastic wrap. Lather, rinse, repeat, 11 more times and then you're ready to go to the freezer!

I've made these before and eaten them fresh and they're delish (I put the whole thing back in the toaster oven for another minute or two to melt the cheese). I've never frozen, thawed, and heated them before, so I hope that turns out as well as it looks like it does according to Pinterest!! I'll definitely post an update after I've had one! What I plan to do is put a sandwich in the fridge the night before I want one, and then I'm going to experiment with microwaving vs. toaster oven to re-heat. If you try it out, please let me know what worked for you, and I'll be sure to update once I have an opinion!

Basic Risotto

One of my favorite comfort foods to make is risotto. It is delicious, gluten free, deceptively easy to make (though somewhat time-consuming), and can be very easily modified to adapt to any meal as a side dish or the main course.

When you understand the science behind what makes risotto risotto, you'll realize how simple it is and also that you can make it with just about any type of small starch! Traditionally, risotto is made with Arborio rice. It's an Italian variety with a very high starch content which makes it ideal for this application. However you could also use regular rice, barley, quinoa (really any grain), or even orzo pasta. What makes risotto so delicious and creamy is the starch on the outside of the rice mixing with the hot broth as you stir during cooking, and it turns into a thick, creamy "sauce". So that's why Arborio rice's high starch content is helpful here; to use any of the other grains listed that don't have as high of starch content, you just need to stir more while you cook. Stirring develops the starches and basically pulls the starch off of the outside of the grain so that they can mix with the cooking liquid to form said sauce. It's also why you should not rinse your grain before you use it for risotto - you are literally rinsing off the outer layer of starch, which you want in this recipe!

Cooking time: 1 hour
Serves: 4 as main course, 8 as side dish

Ingredients (note that because this is a recipe of mine, everything listed below shallot is a close approximation... a little more or less of anything based on your taste preferences would be fine!)
2 cups Arborio rice
5 cups chicken broth
1 shallot, minced
2-3 cloves of garlic, pressed
1/3 dry white wine
3 tbsp lemon juice
2 tbsp + 4 tbsp butter, cut into 1-tbsp pieces
2 tbsp olive oil (plus more for finishing)
1/3 cup parmesan cheese
Salt and pepper to taste

1. Heat 2 tbsp butter and 2 tbsp olive oil in the bottom of a medium sized pot 
2. In a medium sauce pan, heat the broth until simmering 
3. Mince shallot, press garlic. Add minced shallot to the hot oil and melted butter with a pinch of salt (in this case, we do not want to brown the shallot, we want to sweat it. Remember from the French Onion Soup post that salt prevents / delays browning and allows for sweating instead). Cook for ~5 minutes, or until shallot becomes translucent. Once shallot is translucent, add garlic, stir, and cook for another 60 seconds
4. Add Arborio rice and stir so that each grain of rice is coated in fat. Cook for ~5 minutes stirring occasionally to toast the rice. When it smells nutty, you're ready for liquids
5. First, add the white wine and lemon juice, and stir till absorbed. (note: if your garlic turns blueish green at this point, it's weird but perfectly normal. It's a reaction that happens when fresh garlic comes in contact with an acid like lemon juice or white wine. Embrace it!)
6. Once absorbed, add the hot chicken broth to the rice mixture one ladleful at a time, stirring after each addition. With each ladle of broth you add, stir until the rice has fully absorbed it. Once there is no remaining liquid, add another ladle of hot broth, stir until absorbed. This is the time consuming part, because it's not a recipe where you can "set it and forget it." It requires babysitting - you're stirring basically the entire time, because that's what develops the starches and turns them deliciously creamy.
7. Continue adding chicken broth one ladle at a time until rice has fully absorbed all the liquid. When you have used up ~80% of the liquid, taste the rice - you may be done! You've heated an extra cup of broth just in case you need to cook it for longer, so be sure to taste for yourself and see.
8. After all of the broth has been absorbed and the rice is cooked and tender, you're going to add a bunch of fat to finish off the risotto. This adds something called "mouthfeel" which is the textural aspect of fatty foods that make us love them so much - think melted cheese, buttered toast, etc. So add your other 4 tbsp of butter and the parmesan cheese, and stir till melted and combined. Add salt and pepper to taste.
9. After serving into individual dishes, you're going to top it with what Anne Burrell calls your "big fat finishing oil." This will be a fresh oil with a bold flavor that again adds mouthfeel and also rounds out the flavor or a dish like this one. For risotto, my favorite finishing oil is a truffle oil... incredibly delicious. If you don't have truffle oil on hand, you can use any good, fresh, Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Just give it a drizzle over the top of each serving.

This is the recipe for a truly basic risotto. Trust me, it's delicious just like this. But I rarely make it like this - I almost always have additions! My most common addition is fresh thyme - the flavors are so complimentary, and it's such a simple thing to add. Fresh thyme also goes very well with all of my other common additions I'll list below - for the sake of completeness, assume that for every addition below it also says "leaves of ~2 sprigs of fresh thyme". 

Variations:

• Butternut squash (can also use sweet potato) - cut into 1/2 inch dice and either roast, or add it to the broth as it simmers and by the time you run out of broth, your squash/sweet potatoes will be tender and ready to add too! This is one of my absolute favorite fall recipes!!
• Asparagus - cut into 1-inch spears (if you want to get fancy, cut it on a bias) - same as above, either roast or simmer in the broth (will only need about ~5 mins to simmer, so add it when you're through 3/4 of the broth. If you add it at the beginning like the squash or sweet potatoes, it'll be over-cooked)
• Mushrooms - my favorite for this recipe is cremini or Baby Bella mushrooms, though you could use any! Clean by wiping with a damp paper towel to remove the dirt (never rinse or soak mushrooms in water - they absorb a lot of the water, turn rubber, and take much longer to roast), slice, drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper, and roast in the oven until shriveled and darker brown. Then toss them in with the last 1 or 2 ladles of broth. This also goes well with the asparagus too. Adjust seasoning accordingly in your risotto, because these will get very salty as they roast down, so you'll need less salt added directly to your rice
• Peas - toss in some frozen peas with the last few ladles of broth. Those would be the tastiest in my opinion, but just about any frozen veggie would be a good, healthy addition!
• Pancetta - crisp diced pancetta in a sautee pan, then add at the end. Goes well with peas or asparagus
• Italian Sausage - remove sausage from casing and brown in a sautee pan. Goes well with peas, asparagus, or mushrooms (if doing sausage, don't salt the mushrooms before you roast them - otherwise your final risotto will be too salty. I personally don't like sausage so haven't done this one, but I've seen it on menus and I'm sure it's tasty if this is your thing)
• etc. etc. etc... the possibilities are endless!! 
• Any other additions you think would be good? Share them in the comments below!

Shallots and garlic sweating in olive oil and butter, ready to add the rice

Arborio rice added, ready to add the flavoring liquids!

Here are my liquids. I usually have containers of homemade chicken broth in the freezer but I had just run out, so I used Better than Bouillon instead - not a bad substitute!! 

Adding the broth one ladleful at a time - not pictured here, small sauce pan on the left-hand burner with the broth simmering away.

 This is after about 1/2 of the broth had been added and stirred. You can see it's been absorbed, and we're ready to add more.

My finishing ingredients

La piece de resistance... truffle oil

The final product - a basic risotto. The possibilities are endless in terms of things you can add to this, but even the basic recipe is a delicious comfort food that I love to make!!

Tyler's Ultimate French Onion Soup a la Terri

A couple of weeks ago, I made one of my absolute favorite all-day recipes. I must have been having some pregnancy cravings for onions, because I found myself making a trip to the grocery store to buy sour cream, Lay's potato chips, and dried onion soup mix, plus the ingredients to make this real soup (not from a package...).  I didn't realize the pattern till I got home. Onions? Why not!

The reason it's an all-day recipe is because it takes a while to prep that many onions, and then to caramelize them properly, it takes hours of low and slow heat. If you turn the heat up too high, you'll grill or char them which is not what you want. You want them to become beautifully dark brown and that takes sweet, sweet time. But it's worth every hour!

This recipe is inspired by Tyler Florence from his show Tyler's Ultimate. It is painfully simple - one of the shortest recipes I use (and a quick one to memorize so I don't actually use it any more), the only thing that makes it not a staple is the time required. It is also one of the few recipes that I don't really modify (you'll see the few modifications that I do make, and they're pretty typical for me). Most recipes I make my own in one way or another, but this is one of the few that stays almost entirely intact right up until the very end.

Giving all due credit, here's the original recipe. I'll break it down now with my (slight) edits.

Tyler's list below, my edits are in italics
Ingredients
1/2 cup unsalted butter
4 onions, sliced I typically use more onions than this... many MANY more because I make this a huge batch at a time, and also because I like a heartier/chunkier soup with more onion pieces. Personal preference!
2 garlic cloves, chopped I also (obviously) add more garlic because it's me. 
2 bay leaves
2 fresh thyme sprigs
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 cup red wine, about 1/2 bottle
3 heaping tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 quarts beef broth
1 baguette, sliced
1/2 pound grated Gruyere I do my croutons/cheese differently... we'll get to that at the end. 

Below are the instructions. Go to the website above to see a condensed version of the original recipe to print / cook from. Similar to above, I'll add my commentary in bold italics along with my pictures. This particular batch had more modifications than usual because I got creative in the onion department. I had a bunch of white onions on hand, a couple of red onions, yellow onions were on sale at the store, I had just harvested the scallions from my garden that had been growing all summer, I had some scallions in the fridge, and the leeks looked irresistibly beautiful at the store that morning, so I added those in too. Tons of different things from the onion family that all added to the complexity of this particular batch of soup. Loved it, but it's still super delicious with just a few regular white or yellow onions.

One note: you do not need to splurge for vidalia, Spanish, or sweet onions to make a sweeter soup. The reason is that when you caramelize onions as much as you need to for this recipe, I don't care what kind you start with, they will all become incredibly sweet by the time you're done, (plus I even add sugar to help the caramelization process), so you don't need to spend the extra $$ to start with sweet onions.

Added first step: prep all the onions. The recipe here says "sliced" but I don't slice them. After all, this is FRENCH onion soup, so you should French your onions - and yes, that is a thing. See below for pictures of how to French your onions rather than slicing them. If you don't want to learn this it's no problem, you can obviously still slice them. But to be honest this is actually less work, and it makes for a better texture in the soup IMO. If you're skipping this step, skip past the flip-book of onion slicing pictures below and get to the step where they're all prepped on my cutting board.

Here is my menagerie of onions

To prep my onions, I start off by cutting off the top and bottom, then slicing it in half from top to bottom (creating an east and west hemisphere), removing the paper, and then get ready to FRENCH!

Here's a photo series of me Frenching onions - basically cut from the edge in towards the bottom-middle. With each slice, you're cutting to the same point in the bottom-middle of the onion half. 

Then when you've gotten through half of the half, lay it down again, and start over from the other side (unless you're ambidextrous, in which case switch hands with the knife. But I'm not and I'm quite partial to all my fingers, so I flipped the onion).

Here are all my onions cleaned and ready to be Frenched!

I love the mild onion flavor that leeks provide. When using leeks, you only use the white and light green parts, so when I saw this beauty in the store I had to get it! The white part was the majority of the leek, so I knew I'd be able to use most of it which doesn't always happen!

Leeks are grown in sandy soil, and that sandy soil can often get in between the layers. So when you're preparing leeks, first cut off the hairy end. Then peel off the outside layer to clean it. Then cut it in half down the middle. Lay each half flat-side down on the cutting board, and cut your leeks into half-moons. 

Rinse the half-moons thoroughly under water rubbing them with your fingers to make sure you get all the silt out from between all the layers. 

On the left are store-bought scallions, on the right are ones from my garden. The ones on the right at one point started like the ones on the left, but after a summer of real soil, they are much hardier and healthier. When I use green onions (aka scallions), I only use the green and top of the white part, and I save an inch or two on the hairy end. I soak the roots in a cup of water until they re-sprout out top. Once I get some growth, I put the roots in my garden and they regrow into the beauties on the right. Then when I want scallions, I just go to the garden and cut what I need without clear-harvesting and pulling up the bulb, so that way I have scallions all summer long! This was getting to the end of the season though, so I clear-harvested my scallions, and that's what they looked like. I just sliced these on a bias.

Melt the stick of butter in a large pot over medium heat. I also add a few turns of olive oil. Add the onions, garlic, bay leaves, thyme, sugar and salt and pepper and cook until the onions are very soft and caramelized, about 25 minutes. Lies. This takes hours. 

This was the pot I was going to use... this is about 2/3 of the onions I prepped. I knew they would cook down a TON, but I didn't have room for them all initially!!

I still had this many onions left, plus the leek and scallions... gonna need a bigger pot!

Here's why you don't add salt yet (sorry Tyler!) and in fact, you add ~1 tsp of sugar instead. You add salt when you want to "sweat" vegetables. Adding salt pulls the moisture out of vegetables, and they basically boil / steam in their own juices. Doing this prevents vegetables from browning. And if you learn anything from this post, it's that BROWN FOOD TASTES GOOD!!!! (Thanks Anne Burrell for that gem.)  However, what turns brown when cooked? Sugar! What happens when you cook sugar till it's brown? You get caramel. What are we trying to do to the onions? CARAMELIZE them!! DING DING DING!!!! That's why some of the veggies that caramelize the best have high sugar content - think onions, sweet potatoes, beets, carrots, even zucchini. And adding a small amount of sugar will really help this process along. So just ~1 tsp is all you need, and make sure you don't add salt until the caramelization process is over; but beware, you'll definitely need to season to taste to make sure that you add enough salt to balance out the added sugar. 

 

 That completely full pot + the remaining onions on my cutting board cooked down to this after about 15-20 mins.

Finally enough room to add the leeks!

Note to self: Tying my thyme in a bundle like this didn't work so well for me... the thyme disintegrated into the soup (as it should), leaving me with loose stems and a string to fish out. Next time, I'll add it in an herb sachet that I can pull out all at once, or I'll just toss in the sprigs like I usually do and pull out the stems once it's done cooking and the leaves have fallen off. 

I finally upgraded to a bigger pot with enough room for all the ingredients. This is after ~45 minutes of caramelizing low and slow. Mmmmmmm...

This is after well over an hour. To be honest, I could have let it go for at least another 45 minutes, but I was getting impatient. The darker, the better at this step - this was probably 3/4 of the way to perfection. This is the step when you're building the key flavors of your soup.

Add the wine, 

A common misconception is that you buy cheap cooking wine. False. Never cook with wine that you're not willing to drink because as you cook with it, the flavors concentrate. So if you start with shitty wine, your food will taste strongly of shitty wine when you're done. Unfortunately, we drink cheap wine in our house, so it is what it is. Such is life. We have two types of wine at home: the really nice stuff that we've received as gifts or bought for ourselves from Napa which is signed by the wine maker, and this crap that we drink (or drank in my case) on weeknights. Yes you should cook with "good" wine, but our good wine is really good wine, I plan to drink that stuff (once the baby comes), not cook with it. So we cook with our cheap shit, but it still follows the rule bc we drink it too. See guys, I keep it real with you... no trying to be fancy here, you see things as they really are!! Also, if you don't have a double-hinged wine opener, then 1) you were never a server in your life, and 2) you're not really living. They cost like $6. Get one now.

Bring to a boil,

reduce the heat and simmer until the wine has evaporated and the onions are dry, about 5 minutes. Lies again, this takes more like 15-20 mins

You can see the bottom of my pot shimmering in the camera's flash in the upper-left corner of this picture. Again I probably could have gone a few more minutes at this step, but I wanted soup.

Discard the bay leaves and thyme sprigs. Dust the onions with the flour and give them a stir. Turn the heat down (turn down for what? For soup!!) to medium low so the flour doesn't burn, and cook for 10 minutes to cook out the raw flour taste.

Here's my onions/wine with added flour.

Now add the beef broth, bring the soup back to a simmer, and cook for 10 minutes. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper. (Not pictured, because there's nothing noteworthy about this step). The season to taste part is important because of the added sugar, you need to make sure the end product isn't too sweet. They key is that as you're adding the broth, you need to really whisk the heck out of the pastey onion-flour mixture to avoid getting flour clumps in your soup.

When you're ready to eat, preheat the broiler. Arrange the baguette slices on a baking sheet in a single layer. Sprinkle the slices with the Gruyere and broil until bubbly and golden brown, 3 to 5 minutes.
Ladle the soup in bowls and float several of the Gruyere croutons on top.

That's Tyler's method to finish off the soup. Up to this point, he is spot on with every step of the soup, layering in complex flavors at every turn, and it would be delicious as described. BUT I've spent 4 years of my life in Wisconsin. A polite sprinkling of Gruyere is not going to cut it for me. At this step in the soup building process, I flash back to the French onion soup I grew up eating that my parents made. I use their method of layering homemade croutons and a variety of cheese that is gooey and delicious. 

We begin with said homemade croutons. I like a lot of bread in my French onion soup, so one little baguette slice is not going to cut it. I have homemade croutons in my freezer frequently, because it's my favorite thing to do with bread that is going / about to go stale. You can see my bag of stale bread slices that I popped in the freezer when they were a few days old and turning. Preheat your oven to 300 degrees. I cube the bread, put it in a single layer on the sheet pan, drizzle with olive oil, and toss the bread to somewhat evenly coat with the olive oil. It'll never be coated perfectly, but do what you can. I then sprinkle evenly with garlic powder, onion powder, and Lawry's seasoned salt (which are the dry ingredients in homemade Chex mix. Coincidence? I think not! This is my Dad's recipe for croutons, and Chex mix is our favorite thing ever, so we use that seasoning combination a lot). 

Bake in your 300 degree oven and toss the croutons every 5-10 minutes. Keep an eye on them since cooking time will vary depending on how dry your bread is and how hot your oven is, but pull them out when they start to turn golden and are dry and crunchy. 

Now that the croutons are done, let's talk cheese. As a base, start with a swiss-like cheese. It can be Swiss, Gruyere, Emental, or whatever else in that family. If you want to be straight forward, you can't go wrong with Swiss. If you want to get fancy, talk to your local cheese monger (if you don't have a cheese monger, again, you aren't really living). But you want that sharp flavor with a slight funk. Then you'll want something salty with a little bit of a bite and an ooey gooey texture- my favorite is muenster, but you can also do monterey jack, brick, varieties of Edam, etc. And to top it, you want a super sharp, salty cheese that will still melt, so Parmesan or Asiago would be good, but likely not romano because it doesn't really melt. To make life easier, I get the base layer in slices, I shred the middle layer, and grate the top layer. I went cheapo this time with the cheeses, but you can make it as fancy as you want.

And now, we assemble. First, pre-heat your broiler. I don't have oven-safe soup crocks (uni-taskers, so nope), and my ramekins are too little, so I use the bottom of Pyrex storage containers bc they're oven-safe!  Again, no pretenses here guys, you get to see me working in my natural environment! Ladle the soup into your oven-safe container, then float as many croutons as you want on top. As I said, I like a lot of bread in my soup so I really pack em in there. And can we just take a moment to admire how GORGEOUS that soup base looks before it gets all dressed up?? I'm telling you, BROWN FOOD TASTES GOOD!!!!

Then start layering your cheeses. As noted (and given the selections I went with), I did the slice of Swiss first, then the shredded Muenster, and finally topped it with the grated parmesan. Put your dishes on a baking sheet since it's likely to bubble over if you did it right. Pop it under your broiler on the top rack for however long it takes for the cheese to get melty and gooey and brown and bubbly and amazing, usually 5-15 mins.

I'm drooling.

And the best part about this recipe is that the leftovers taste just as good. Extra soup base can be refrigerated or frozen. I'll grate/shred all my cheese at once and save it in the fridge. Then when I want more soup, I'll ladle some into my dish, microwave it till hot, then assemble with croutons and cheese, broil for 10 mins, and I have fresh French onion soup any time I want with minimal additional effort. That's why I make a HUGE batch of the base, because that's the part that takes so much time, though it takes no more time to make a big batch vs. a little one, and then I can have fresh soup for a week or two... or however long it lasts in my fridge! 

Seriously?!?! I'm sad I just ran out of left overs. 

Decadent Garlic Bread - Fancy Trashy Food

There are a thousand different versions of garlic bread. There's a Paula Deen style recipe with mayonnaise and cheddar cheese that is more like a sandwich than it is a side dish. Then there's the other end of the spectrum that I described in my post about garlic. You take a slice of good crusty Italian bread, grill it over high heat, then rub it with a fresh clove of garlic, and brush with a little olive oil. So simple, but so perfect!! 

This recipe falls somewhere in between. It's cheesy and buttery and decadent, but it's made with ingredients that you would expect to see in "garlic bread" i.e. no mayo and no yellow cheese.

Disclaimer: this is also where you see my frugal side come out. I wanted to make the garlic bread and had most of the ingredients... except the bread. But what I did have were some brioche hamburger buns in my freezer. So I made do. It looks a little silly, but don't judge - they were delicious!!

You'll start out by roasting a head of garlic following the technique that I described in my All About Garlic post

These roasted cloves will be the base for the topping for our decadent bread. Other ingredients you'll need are grated parmesan cheese, Italian Seasoning (herbs only, no sodium), olive oil, salt and pepper.

Start out by squeezing the roasted garlic out of each of the cloves, and then mashing it into a paste with a fork. Please avoid eating all of this roasted garlic deliciousness with a spoon... it will certainly be tempting. 

After you have your roasted garlic paste, you'll add in the other ingredients. To make 2 buns' worth of topping (2 halves each, so 4 total pieces) I used about 1/3 cup of Parmesan cheese, 1 tbsp oil, 1 tbsp butter, and a dash of salt and pepper. You don't need too much butter or oil because the roasted garlic has a lot of moisture, and as the bread bakes the cheese will give of some oil too. But you do need some!! 

Continue mashing with your fork until all ingredients are combined, then top your bread (or buns as it were) and pop them into a 350 degree oven.

  















I like to bake them until the topping starts to get a little golden, but you also need to make sure that the bread is getting heated too so that it becomes crispy on the bottom, as good garlic bread should be. So just watch it closely so that your each that balance. If the bottom of the bread seems to be browning/crisping too fast and the topping hasn't melted and turned golden, then switch to the broiler so that the top gets the finishing touch. If the top is getting too browned and the bottom isn't browning quickly enough, then move your oven rack down one or two positions. As I keep saying all ovens are different, so play this one by ear. But trust me, the results will be WELL worth it!! 

Behold! My decadent, frugal, borderline trashy but still sorta fancy over-the-top roasted garlic bread... I mean buns. Seriously, don't judge.